Monday, 16 February 2009

Fugly Shoe Of The Day


First up in Fugly Week is this offering from Office. They call it Lethal Fringing. I call it Fugging Lethal. It's definitely a case of Too Many Trends happening in one shoe. Fringing? Check. Moccasin stylings? Check. Platform? Check. Shoeboot? Check.

Sadly I can see them being a favourite in magazines, 'styled' in some sort of urban folksy cowboy ensemble featuring a maternity tunic belted in with, oooh, 3 belts, fringed suedette waistcoat and stonewash denim hotpants and splashed with "SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!" fawnings. Ugh. If this actually becomes a reality, I will officially renounce women's magazines forever.

If you want to take a closer gawp in a freak show kinda way then do so here or in store. Don't blame me for any damage to your retinas caused by prolonged exposure to such fug.

2 comments:

Lesley said...

Yowch, my eyes, my eyes. They're bleeding and the flow cannot be staunched. I have been stabbed by a fugly knife owned by whoever invented these shoes. They are dee-sgusting.

The Tote Trove said...

I agree - this is urban cowboy gone horribly wrong. Also, they look painful.