So there I was, browsing through the interwebs in search of preciouses and loveliness and I came across these.
That are sold out.
And cost $129.99.
Can I repeat that they've sold out? I'm hoping that's because only one pair were ever made and the designer's mum bought them seeing as only a mother could pretend to love such an abomination as created by their child.
Should you be similarly afflicted then can I suggest therapy or a visit here (if you really must but don't blame me when people point and laugh)